Cut and screw. Repeat cut about a thousand times. Repeat screw about eight thousand times.
I have managed to paint something, but it is for a friend’s birthday.
And a small picture to accompany.
He never reads my blog so I think I won’t be spoiling the surprise.
Check out his band here
https://forktail.bandcamp.com/releases
genuine grumpy old tin
An old git talking about toy soldiers and enormous wobbly breasts
genuine grumpy old tin 
Very cool presents, I am sure he will enjoy them.